Fierce debate over healthcare policy among Democrats and efforts to erode Obamacare by Republicans continue to shine a spotlight on the state of medical care in the U.S., and it’s important to understand how we got here. The Onion takes a look at the most significant moments in the history of healthcare in America.
Pretty much you just died.
Slavery abolished, causing many African Americans to lose employer-sponsored health coverage.
Clara Barton resigns as president of American Red Cross to accept seat on board of Aetna.
Idiot doctor who invented insulin gives it away for free like a fucking chump.
New Zealand figures out universal healthcare system even though it only 1939.
Passage of Medicare and Medicaid inspires millions to cheat system by getting poor or elderly.
Dr. Feelgood makes ya feel all right.
Aunt Cindy gets into crystals.
Affordable Care Act gives millions of Americans immediate access to insurers’ most inventive ways to avoid covering healthcare.
Indiana resident Jim Clayborn makes fiscally irresponsible decision to contract colon cancer.